Getting ready for a great weekend, I thought it would be a great time to post some good old HVAC jokes. Hope you’re enjoying the A/C and a chance for a good laugh!

Why are computers like air conditioners?    They quit working properly when you open Windows.

Fear of encountering snakes while crawling through the crawlspace under the house to get to the crawlspace furnace: A Reptile Dysfunction

An elderly woman is watching a gas crew working in her yard. The younger ones challenge the older workers to race back to the truck. Halfway there they turn around to see the woman running up beside them. “What’s Wrong?” they ask. “When I see gas men running like that I know it’s getting ready to blow!”

Why did the customer fire the insulation company?   They told him they were putting batts in his walls.

Why did the HVAC tech have licenses in different states?   He heard that Freon changes states.

Technician: “How long has the AC not been working?”

Customer: “2 weeks”.

Technician: “Why did you wait 2 weeks to have it fixed?”

Customer: “My in-laws were here.  They were planning to stay for a month.”

A bird in the hand is better than one stuck in the flue pipe.

Why did Burt Reynolds have his return air grille moved from the ceiling to the floor?   His toupee kept getting sucked up into it.

Why did the AC tech run toward the AC?     He was charging it.

Why did the AC man purge the refrigerant?    He was bulimic.

Why did the AC man cross the road?     He opened the AC and found a wasp’s nest in it.

Why wouldn’t the AC cool the house?    The thermostat had one too many setbacks.

Why did the AC compressor sweat?    Because it had to run all day.

Why did the school get rid of the furnace?     It was caught smoking in the bathroom.

Customer: “What brand is my furnace?”

Technician: “It’s an old Buster Brown – It’s brown on the top and busted on the bottom.”

Why did the 3 little pigs have to buy an electric furnace instead of a gas furnace?   The neighbors didn’t want to be near a swine flue.

An HVAC repairman died and went to hell.  Satan thought he’d have some fun with him and gave him the impossible job of cooling off the temperature.  To Satan’s surprise, he finished the job very quickly.  All the inhabitants were beginning to enjoy themselves and Satan thought he had a one up at last. One day the phone rang and St. Peter told Satan that there had been a clerical mistake and the AC man belonged in heaven.  He’d been sent to hell by mistake, and must be sent back to heaven immediately.  Satan refused, explaining that the man was starting to make hell comfortable and he wasn’t giving him back.  St. Peter finally threatened to sue Satan if he didn’t send the man to heaven.

Satan replied: “Nice Try! But you don’t really expect me to believe you have a lawyer up there?”

Hope these  HVAC jokes brightened your day! Enjoy your weekend – Remember if you need HVAC maintenance or repair, ADA Heating and Air is just a phone call away.